Humor

There is a place called Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse that I will never consider eating at because I don’t know if it’s actually Ruth’s or Chris’s. Make your mind up already!

Authentic Friendship

My favorite kinds of friends are the ones that match your energy, no matter what you are feeling. 😂🎶

Today We Mourn

#RIP to that soldier’s nuts. 🤣🤣

Trying to impress your girl be like...

This video is only made possible because of a glitch in the game that made it so when you repaired cars they’d blow up. It was in the game for like 4 months before they fixed it. Good times. #StateOfDecay2

When An NPC Tests Your Gangsta (v2)

I need you to understand how good the world they created in #WatchDogs2 is. This rave has nothing to do with anything, it’s just an occurrence in the game world. But someone spent the extra time to program that one dude coming to mean mug you if you start dancing with them. That’s a level of detail that made this game amazing. 

When An NPC Tests Your Gangsta (v1)

Dude… #WatchDogs2 is definitely on my top five games. It was super enjoyable but the game is full of random occurrences in the world like this one, so it’s incredibly spontaneous. Someone had to take the time to program this little side scene in the game and it’s stuff like this (as awful as it is) that made the game immersive and more real feeling to me. 

Where You Going?

This might be the first video game Tiktok video I ever did. #StateofDecay2 #ZombiesZombiesEverywhere

Bouncing

Kendrick even got the Tiny Chef bouncing. 🤣🤣🎶🎵

Claws and Effect

If your cat is a bully, and tries to run up on my cats, my cats will jump your cat(s). Havock and Chaos will fuck this whole shit up if you put paws on ’em. On Gawd, it’s gang gang around here all day, every day. #InTeacupsNameAmen 😃 ❤ 😾😾

The Exorcism

Don’t get it twisted… Shirleen bout dat life! 🤣🤣

Earlier this week someone posted on BlueSky that Laura Loomer (one of the most lurid, repulsive, repugnant, vile snakes to every slither on this planet) looks like a sleep paralysis demon and real talk… I can’t unsee it.
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Looks like a Gremlin that ate after midnight.

What it feels like to live in Eugene.
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I just saw the J-Lo ‘Not Like Us’ performance and real talk… her whole team needs to be fired. Folks need to be brought up on felony charges. #NotEvenJoking

Payback

He just looks so tired. Mary J Blige needs to sue whoever covered her song like this.  🤣

Black Republicans

How black republicans be looking at the 92% and 80% as outsiders looking in. 🤣🤣

White women: If you running from the monster and you fall down but you were wearing flats… That’s when I start rooting for the monster. #HorrorMovieTropes

“Come on vacation, leave on probation.” I had no less than four people tell me that when I first moved to Oregon. Beginning to see why.

Morning Affirmations

Please join me for one of my morning affirmations. Just a reminder to myself of how I need to move through the world. 🤣🤣

Ms Miller

One of my favorite sketches from ‘A Black Lady Sketch Show.’ Gabrielle Dennis is one of the best all around actresses I’ve ever seen. I also need to shout out the young ladies who were so good in this I hope I see every one of them in projects in the future. They were all so good! 😂😂

Gang Orientation

Another of the #ABLSS sketches and once again Gabrielle Dennis killed that ish. Everyone was good but every time I see this chick her range is just incredible.

Never Scared

This might be the most gangsta sermon I’ve ever heard. Dude was preaching, sho’ ‘nough!

The Diddler

Another banger by @itsreal85vids

Pastor Matt

I always stop for any comedy that has to do with Christianity. Adele might be the funniest lady to ever do it.

I Met His Girl

@itsreal85vids has been on fire lately. And honestly this is perfect timing because a lot of us really need the laughs. 

Rome & Julissa

Before Greg and Janine on Abbott Elementary, there was Rome & Julissa. 

Paroxycus

Just a regular dude who likes regular things that was trying to find a way to express his interests and decided on creating a website. That way twitter or facebook or whoever does not own the content I post to their sites. My content’s rights remain my own. 

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